Baby animal season is upon us. Truly a glorious time. Adorable ducklings waddling around, sweet little kittens… but then there are goslings. Little. Baby. Geese. So unassuming. You think they’re cute. They are. They surely are. BUT ONE DAY THEY GROW UP TO BE EVIL GEESE WHO POOP EVERYWHERE AND CROSS THE STREET WILLY-NILLY AND BITE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU EXIST.
So, yeah.