Baby animal season is upon us. Truly a glorious time. Adorable ducklings waddling around, sweet little kittens… but then there are goslings. Little. Baby. Geese. So unassuming. You think they’re cute. They are. They surely are. BUT ONE DAY THEY GROW UP TO BE EVIL GEESE WHO POOP EVERYWHERE AND CROSS THE STREET WILLY-NILLY AND BITE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU EXIST.
Just the other day, I was walking around an empty house and suddenly my son’s animal puzzle started making animal noises. It will always be the most frightening thing, um, ever.
I’ve watched the new Breath of the Wild 2 trailer WAY too many times and have thought about it in detail FAAAAR too much… so if you even so much as whisper about it near me, I promise you… this is what will happen. My passion for The Legend of Zelda knows no bounds. :’)
I’m guilty of it too, I am. But every single campaign I run, the players always end up taming some sort of creature that they were NOT meant to end up with. Always something I thought they’d kill outright. But they always acquire it fair and square so who am I to tell them no? I’m a “yes” kind of GM, anyway.